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Best Healthy Breakfast

via That Foodie Girl (see all that oatmeal? sucker. she doesn't know how to milk the system... yet)

Hey there besties!

It’s a beautiful Friday morning here at BCL headquarters (currently the Cap Hill Whole Foods in Denver), and we wanted to take a moment to share our shiesty and rather ingenious way to save money and get the best healthy breakfast around. Now, don’t get us wrong. The healthiest and best breakfasts can usually be made at home. But when you’re on the road, or on the go, it can be hard to find things that fit the following best breakfast qualifications:

  • All natural
  • No preservatives
  • No additives
  • No hydrogenated oils
  • Gluten free (sometimes)
  • Vegan
  • Fast
  • Cheap
  • Delicious
  • Fun
  • Yes. Being a little sheisty is fun!
Ever since we discovered the Whole Foods Oatmeal bar a few weeks ago, something clicked. We could totally shiest the heck out of this system. No kids, I’m not talking about stealing, because stealing is wrong. I’m just talking about making the Whole Foods system work for us poor starving artist types, and students. It’s no secret that health food can be incredibly expensive. That’s not to say it’s not worth it, because it completely is. But in order to afford a healthy lifestyle, you have to play the system a little bit.
This often means shopping with coupons, only shopping sale, buying exactly what you need, preparing your own food, and making your own trail mix (that all actually saves you quite a bit). But sometimes it means planning a heist on the oatmeal bar.
You just have to do a small amount of math to notice what a deal the oatmeal bar is. For $2.99/lb, you can get usually get oatmeal, steelcut oats, or quinoa and teff. Plus, you get to layer on hella toppings like blueberries, almonds, cranberries and tons of other stuff. Blueberries alone will run you about $4.99 for 8 oz.
So, grab a big bucket, and add in a little bit of quinoa or oatmeal. Then, fill that sucker up with as many fruits and nuts that you possibly can fit in.
If you want to round off your breakfast, buy a box of tea and fill up a cup of hot water in the Whole Foods cafe. One box of tea costs about $3.99 (16-18 bags), whereas one cup of tea costs $1.89. If you have to hunker down for the day to get some studying in or to apply for hella scholarships, you have at least two meals and endless tea for under $10.

Best Phablet: The Samsung Note

Warning: this post is going to be a little bit biased. We’ve only ever seen or used one phablet in the entirety of our lives. But we’re postive based on that fact, that this is the best phablet we’ve ever seen or used in our entire lives. While most people looked at the sheer size of this thing and started running in the opposite direction, we took the opposite track. If you’re looking for a gadget that will literally be everything for you, the phablet is the way to go.

What is a phablet?

Phone + tablet = phablet. It’s a buzz word for a super huge smart phone. Measuring 5.3 inches diagonally, it’s one of the most obvious and obnoxious high tech gadgets that you can buy these days. If you’re an attention whore, you should just stop reading this post now and go get one. People love asking questions about it, playing with it, and talking about how big it is (how did this suddenly turn into sexual innuendo?).

If you’re less of an attention whore, but you like to make jokes about being the modern day Zach Morris, then this is also the phone for you. If you’re ready to break out of the iPhone cult and realize that Android is the way to go (we finally took off the blinders), then this will help you realize what you’ve been missing all along.

What can it do?

Did you miss the ”everything” part eralier in this post? It does almost anything you can think of. You can’t use it as an organic breakfast booster, but it will definitely make your breakfast more interesting. We primarily use it as a Kindle reader, a GPS navigation system (it talks to you like a Garmond, so you don’t have to look at it while you’re driving), a way to find yoga in Denver, a way to look at galleries of cool tattoo artistry, and as a kick a** notepad. It’s even a great blogging advice, if you’re into that kind of thing. It has an excellent 8 megapixel camera and 1080p HD digital camera and playback. Speaking of HD, can anyone say “Netflix is awesome on this thing?” You can say it because it totally is.

Do you phablet?

Best Dating Advice… Ever

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That might sound like an exaggeration. But it’s not. No only is your BCL tribe filled with advice about flirting and body language, we’re also your one stop shop under the umbrella of general dating advice. We know it all.

We’ve never been married. And we know so much about dating that we’re smart enough to rarely engage in the activity. So today we’re here to pass on our dating know-how to you. You’re welcome in advance.

On On-Again, Off-Again Dating

‘Tis a waste of time and energy. According to a study from Kansas State University, cyclical relationships are weaker than their non-cyclical counterparts and usually involve impulsive decision making. Most of those relationships end for good cause, and then start back up because relationship participants don’t want to tough it out in the single world. The verdict: Give it up already.

On Opposites Attract

This one’s pretty interesting. While we empirically know that having a mate with similar values, religious beliefs, and world views creates a stronger bond and less conflict, 85% of people still claim to want someone who has their opposite traits. If you love to travel, you might think you want to be with a homemaker. Odds are you’ll eventually want them to join you, and they’ll want you to stay home. The verdict: Don’t buy into the age old adage that opposites attract, or that having a common ground would be boring. It will only cause difficulties down the road.

On Hard-Headedness and Broken-Heartedness

Holy love science, batman! If you don’t believe in love, or you have the feeling that you’d never be interested in another relationship ever again, we’ve got some research for you to chew on. According to doctor Marsha Lucas, you can use mindfulness meditation in order to rewire the neurological pathways in your brain and build a path back to your heart (Holy cheesy, BCL writer!). Reserchers are noting physical changes that correspond with the places in the brain associated with love in less than six weeks. The verdict: It can’t hurt!

Best dating advice ever… right? Think you can do better? Add in your favorite dating advice below!

 

Best Non-Verbal Flirting Tips

Oh That Body Language!
Welcome back to BCL’s Best of Trying to Score a Date Guide for the Living! Maybe we should really work on the title of this series. We’ll try again later. But right now, it’s time to get down to brass tacks. It’s a beautiful Saturday morning and we want to get some information to you about flirting. That way, you won’t have to spend tonight curled up with a bag of Natural Cheetos, watching another episode of Breaking Bad all by your lonesome.

We stumbled upon an insightful article about flirting without being funny that really got us thinking. So much of flirting is about body language. So, even though we just wrote a post about dishing out pick up lines, put that in the back of your mind for now, and chew on this for a moment: body language is everything.

No matter how good your line is, no matter how amazing your joke is, it won’t mean jack if you can’t master the art of non-verbal flirting. This “tactic” is tried and true. It goes way back to the point in our evolutionary period when communication between the sexes was a little on the grunty side. Using your body to communicate interest works for both men and women, and it’s more of an art than a science.

Here two major things to keep in mind when you’re stumped for a line, but want to express your desire.

Mirroring:

We mirror each others movements naturally when we’re trying to make a connection with another human. When you’re flirting, take this a step further, take it to the dance floor. Mimicking the way another person moves when they’re expressing themselves is the perfect way to show that you’re on the same page. Don’t take this too far. “You’re a forensic psychologist? Me too!” That won’t get you very far.

Eye Contact:

Did you know that most men won’t talk to a woman until they’ve made direct eye contact? That is a fact. Don’t be sheepish and look the guy/gal in right in the peepers and you’re much more likely to make a connection.

Arms Over Chest:

This move can go either way. It can signal that you’re not interested, or if you’re a lady, it can draw attention to your breasts and suggest sexual anxiety. It’s a bold coy move. Try it if you dare.

What body language do you use when you’re flirting?

Best Ways To Use The Pick Up Line

Finding single members of the opposite sex really isn’t that hard. According to CNN 43% of people over the age of 18 are single. That means you have nearly a 50% chance that the good looking dude/chick in one of your software engineering courses is single (and can probably program their own remote control). But making a move can be a tricky mess. What are you supposed to say? This month at BCL, we’re going to focus on the art of getting from point A to point B. Point A being that horrible place of wanting to say something to someone, but not knowing what or how. And point B being that lovely place when you’re dating the person that you had your eye on for the entire semester.

First things first, let’s talk about the first impression. If you’re smooth, confident and well spoken, just jump right in. Notice something about the person you’re admiring, compliment them on it. Make a joke about your professor. Just chat. If you’re not any of those things, you can use an old trick: The Pick Up Line. Using the pick up line effectively isn’t as easy as it looks. You’ll have to learn how to incorporate some finesse into utilizing the pick up line in order to get results.

Warm Up

Beware of the standard pick up line, especially if you’re coming into the situation cold. Imagine this scenario: You’re sitting at a coffee shop and I pop up next to you out of nowhere and say, “Hey there good lookin’! Is your dad an astronaut? Because your rear end is out of this world…”

Do you think that would work? Are you ready to go on a date with me? Do you suddenly want to meet my parents? Should we get a puppy together? What do you mean, no? Is it because that pick up line has the phrase “rear end” in it, and it reminds you of your grandma? Is it because you’ve heard it before? Or is it because you have no idea what to say in response?

The thing about dropping a line on someone is that you have to warm up before you jump in the game, otherwise, they’ll be forced into that awkward silence when they’re trying to figure out what to say in the same breath that they’re figuring out if they want to date you. Focus on giving the person a little eye attention. This doesn’t mean that you should stare at your potential lover for hours on end. But make a little eye contact and smile before you go over.

Take It In Stride

Don’t be too serious about using a pick up line and keep it light and funny. If she gives you an odd look, just laugh it off and tell her, you’re studying the effectiveness of pick up lines. Have fun with it.

Take The Words Out of Someone Else’s Mouth

If you hear a good pick up line from someone else, try it out. Or you can try some of these ones on for size.

 

Best Reasons To Move To Colorado’s Front Range

It seems Colorado’s secret is out. This state is awesome. As a recent new addition to the 2,543,482 people that call the Colorado Front Range Home, I can’t help but be taken in by this amazing place. This is an area that extends from Ft. Collins to the north, and Pueblo to the south, and also is home to Denver, Colorado’s largest and most populated area.

Arguably, the best part of living here is the weather. Colorado has six months of perfect weather, and the other six months are just a step below perfect. With 300 days of sunshine a year, it’s a sunglasses collectors dream. The people that live here anticipate every season with absolute excitement.

Denver has an amazing music scene with more shows than you could ever hope to go to. With venues like The Fillmore and The Ogden  lining Colfax Ave, you’ll never feel bored, and the ultra-hip twentysomethings that frequent the area are great eye candy. I recommend wearing the skinniest jeans you own.

Obviously, Colorado is known world-wide for it’s natural beauty and abundance of year-round outdoor activities. Mountain bikers, hikers, skiers, snowboarders, rock climbers, hang gliders all call the state home. The result is urban areas filled with in-shape young people from all over the world.

Colorado is a melting pot of american youth. Almost nobody in Colorado is a native, and come from all over. Natives wear this fact like a badge of honor, covering their cars with bumper stickers letting everyone know they were born here. How many people do you know from Colorado? If any, I’m willing to bet they live here, or plan to come back at the first opportunity. The only place you can ever develop a group of friends from a more diverse list of places is college.

With perfect weather and a population that is more in shape and beautiful than most places, it’s no wonder everyone is moving to the mountains.

Best Spring Sport: Disc Golf

It’s disc golf, and you better respect. Don’t you dare call it Frisbee golf. The hammer of Thor will beat down on you if you even think about saying the word “frolf”. And if you even try to call it “that sport that stoners and hippies play,” well… the gloves are coming off.

Okay. Call it whatever you want, but disc golf is an amazing spring sport. It’s pretty mellow, so you don’t have to worry about being super in shape in order to be awesome at it this spring. All of that wandering around from basket to basket won’t get you a set of ripped abs, but the activity will help warm you up to all of the stuff you’ll be doing in the summer months.

Why Disc Golf Is The Best 
It’s like hiking, golf, and ultimate Frisbee had a chill, but technique based baby. Sure, it’s not the most natural sport when you start playing. Tossing those discs can feel awkward. It can seem like you’re going to spend a fortune replacing the ones you lost in the lake. But if you wait long enough to get that one good pull, when your disc seems to float from your hand, high into the blue springtime sky and float down, right where you wanted it to go, you’ll be hooked.

It’s cheap. A good disc will run you ten to twenty bucks, and that’s really all you need to get started. This is probably perfect for you since you’re not making that executive assistant salary quite yet. When you finally are, you can start collecting discs over time. You can buy nice bags to hold all of your discs at second hand sports stores for virtually nothing.

It’s Outdoorsy. One of the best parts about playing disc golf is travelling around and checking out the courses in different areas. Some disc golf courses rival the beauty of traditional golf courses. Some of them, like Horseshoe Canyon in Arkansas give you a chance to take a rugged hike around a canyon while you try not to float your disc over the edge.
Disc Golf Tips

  • Put your name and phone number on all of your discs.
  • You can do it with one, but it’ll help your future game if you start out with at least two discs: a driver and a putter.
  • Practice alone just as often as you play with your friends. This will help you sharpen your game, because you can focus on your technique and throw as many discs as you want on each hole.

Do you disc golf?

Best Free Stuff: Chicago

You strut onto Michegan Avenue and the majesty of this city creeps into your veins. You are ready to explore and have a grand old time in a city run by the mob. But where will you go? What will you do? You reach deep into your pockets and realize that they’re completely empty.

Oh darn. That’s right, you had to pay off the bell boy. He said he had “a family.” Well, you’re no dope. You know what that meant. Surely he was connected to the mob. And he said his daughter little Suzie runs the show. You wonder if they call her lil Suz. You wonder if she chews on a cigar when she steps into meat lockers. Now what are you going to do for fun in this town?

Whether you’re attending one of the many colleges in Chicago, or if you’re just visiting for a quick weekend, the windy city is filled with free stuff for you to check out.

Here’s the Best of College Life Short Guide to free stuff in Chicago:

  1. Go Ice Skating: If you have your own ice skates, you can go Ice skating at Millennium Park at no cost. If not, skate rental is a little spendy ($10) depending on how long you plan on skating. If you plan on going more than one day, you check out Play it Again Sports and buy a pair of second hand skates. You can sell them back when you’re done.
  2. Take a stroll in the park: Grant Park & Millenium park are both gorgeous and free. In the summer, both parks host some big free festivals as well
  3. Take a trip to the zoo: Lincoln Park Zoo is completely free. You can wander around and see polar bears, lions and other animal-like creatures for hours without having to spend a dime. Take that San Diego.
Do you know of any other free things to do in Chicago?

Best Coffee Shops in Chicago

Unless you’re new years resolution was to give up everything warm, baked and awesome, you’re probably open to the idea of finding some cool new places to get a cup of coffee or some awesome baked goods. Enter: the coffee shop.

Best of College Life is proud to be made up of a band of gypsies, touring the nation looking for the best coffee shop in the nation… Nay, the world. But first, we’re starting out in Chicago, which just happens to be where we are for the next couple of weeks. Over the past month in Chicago, we’ve seen a lot of the coffee scene, from the ‘jittery love’, to the ‘wouldn’t touch a cup’, to the ‘nothing to blog about’. Since we’re not Worst of College Life, or Mediocre College Life, we’re just going to share the top three coffee shops we’ve been to.

This could probably be titled the best coffee shops on the Northwest side of Chicago, but that was too long. Keep in mind that even though there are a billion  coffee shops in Chicago (according to the census), we spent most of our time in the Ukranian Village, West Town, Wicker Park and Old Town. Here’s the best ones we visited in those areas.

Wormhole Coffee [Wicker Park]

Beyond being one of the coolest coffee shops in Chicago, this is probably one of the best coffee shops we’ve ever been to. When you walk in, you won’t be able to miss the Delorian (of Back to the Future fame) on your right. If you can score an open couch across from the counter, you can play some old school video games on the NES. You may not be able to travel back in time to turn in that over due term paper for your forensic psychology class, but you can grab one of the Wormhole signature drinks like the Peanut Butter Koopa Troopa that will keep you up long enough to get it done today.

ATOMIX [Ukrainian Village]

This place is pretty simple, just some cafeteria style tables but ohhhh so hip. It’s so hip that we overheard this line of nonsense from one of the baristas:

“I’m into wrestling, but more like, independent wrestling.”

Oh yeah, Atomix barista? Well, I’m, like, into air, but more like, independent air. So, could you, like, stop breathing mine? Kidding! A lot of people get up in arms about stuff hipsters say, but we tend to think that it’s kinda cute. Awww, you think you’re so different with your waxed up mustache and love for PBR. Then when you find out you’re not so different, because that neighborhood is filled with 785943 mustache waxing, PBR chugging dudes, you go and say sh*t like “I’m into independent wrestling.” Precious.

Anywho, the staff was great. The tea was good (we’re kicking our coffee habit). They have reasonably priced vegan food as well. It’s like six bucks for a vegan sammie and chips… Not too shabby.

What are your favorite coffee haunts in the windy city?

 

Best Jobs You Can Do In Your Jammies

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So you’ve graduated college (or you’re taking a break), but you’re not ready to trade in your hard soled slippers for stilettos. You’re not prepared to let the days of elastic waste bands come to an end. Then you should look into a career that has an extremely lax dress code.

Keep in mind that making this decision for your career cuts out a ton of professions. You probably aren’t going to be able to work in any office environment. The people who run those cubical-ridden outfits are usually fans of the business casual dress code. And you won’t be able to take most minimum wage gigs. Those folks love their uniforms.

Sweat pants. Stretchy pants. Yoga pants. Scrubs. Here are the top five jobs that you can do without ever having to put on a pair of slacks or a high waisted skirt and heels. 

1. Freelance Writer: If you go with this career, you’re probably not going to make millions, but you don’t have to worry about donning anything but your underpants when you’re developing vegan recipes for a blog. This is a great job if you are focused, hardworking, grammar minded, and an aspiring nudist.

2. Artist: If you’re uber creative, and you’re not afraid of taking the leap to being a full time artist, you can rock paint splattered flowing skirts, paint splattered jeans, or (if you’re going through your blue period) paint splattered tightie whities. Let’s face it, you won’t have to wear pants, but you might have a hard time scraping together the cash to buy pants.

3. Nurse/Doctor: If you’re looking to rake in a little more dough than the other pants off careers, check into becoming a nurse or doctor. You can tack on a few years of college and spend the rest of your life in jammies… I mean scrubs.

4. Personal Trainer: If you’re into gym shorts and swishy pants, think about becoming a personal trainer. Not only do you get to forgo business attire, you also get to work out for work. Abs and sweatpants? Yes, please.

5. Yoga Instructor: This active profession will keep you flexible, and in stretchy pants, for life. If you want to do something that’s calming and strengthening and you don’t want to wear pants that snap down the side, consider this fitness career. It’s a growing field so check out a cool yoga studio to see if it’s for you.

Best Boycotting Strategies

The SOPA internet blackout yesterday (not to be confused with the internet boycott of Spanish soap yesterday) seems to have been successful in raising awareness for the damaging effects that two bills would have on internet innovation and free speech in the United States. This was the first time that such a large scale digital protest has been conducted. What’s even more, is that it’s one of the first internet service boycotts that was directed towards the government.

It was a pretty amazing thing to witness. It was a testament to how powerful the internet and what a good job it does of amplifying our voices in solidarity. If only we could get everyone to agree on more stuff, we could probably get a lot accomplished. It was interesting to see how quickly the government reacted when confronted with the amount of exposure the bill was receiving. To think, several years ago, this could have been tacked onto the Patriot Act and none of us would have been the wiser.

Anywho, if you thought that was fun and you want to do some more boycotting, we’ve compiled a list of the best boycotting strategies to get you started. Who knows? You might just be the next Che.

Best Ways to Start A Boycott

1. Set a Specific Goal: You have to be clear with your objectives. Rallying against a company for animal cruelty won’t be as successful if you don’t have a plan for the company to change their wrong doing ways. Be clear about what you want the company to do. “You guys are evil” isn’t a very solid message.

2. Take it to the streets: This is a classic strategy, and it’s classic for a reason. It’s effective. Launching a digital campaign is important, but having a physical presence in front of a company’s front door can get you tons of publicity, and will show the board of directors that you mean business.

3. Keep it Current: Start a blog, fan page and Twitter feed to share news about your cause. Update your social media, daily and without fail. If this gets to be too much for one person to handle, enlist some tech savvy volunteers to take over some of the responsibilities.

4. Get a Good Site: Put out the word for an entry level software engineer and graphic designer to get a website up and running. When people hear about your cause, they’re going to hit Google to figure out what you’re all about and you want the first impression to scream professional and organized.

Do you have any good ideas for getting a boycott organized?

 

Best College Advice: To Date or Not To Date

Date night Q: I’m a freshman and I just started my second semester. I’m really torn right now. I want to focus on school and make friends, but I also want to date. I didn’t date at all my first semester because I thought it was a waste of time, and I wanted to avoid all distractions. My grades were great and I learned a lot, but now I’m beginning to think that I’m missing out on part of the college experience.

So, here’s my question: Should I start dating this semester or should I stick to my studies?

-Straight A Loner

A: That’s a good question, Mr. or Ms. Loner, but it’s really only one that you can answer. Yes, this is the Best of College advice and I realize that this may sound like bogus advice. But it’s not, it’s the best. I can’t tell you whether or not you should be dating while you’re going to school. I can tell you that there are a few things to consider, that will ultimately help you come to a decision.

First, do you think that dating would affect your grades or take time away from your extra curricular activities? Many people can date and get straight A’s at the same time. Those folks are lucky. But if you find that managing your time is a difficult task, you might become distracted by dating, especially if (heaven forbid) you meet someone that you actually like and want to spend a ton of time with.

Do you want to start dating because you’re into someone specifically, or do you just feel like you should be in the game? If you’ve met someone that you like, I’d say go for it. But if you’re dating just because you feel like you’re missing out, you might waste a lot of time looking for something that you’re not even ready for.

So ultimately, it’s up to you. Do you really want to date someone? Do you have the desire to play the field? Or do you just feel like it’s the normal thing to do?

 

 

Best Intertainment This Week

This week’s intertainment post is brought to you by my mother. See if you notice a theme here… Okay, screw it. Spoiler alert: They’re all about babies. I’m pretty sure my mother has given up on the idea that I’m going to be famous and make enough money to keep this family afloat. So I’m pretty sure she has a new plan that was inspired by YouTube. I think it’s my new duty to pop out the next internet sensation. Here were a few that she shared with me this afternoon.

For some reason she got a kick out of these twins. They just gave me a gigantic headache. I’m not sure what the big deal is. It’s just two kids mimicking the argument their parents have every night in the kitchen. The one laughing must be playing dad, while the one mimicking the word cholesterol must be doing an impression of mom.

She was really into this one too. Apparently it’s been turned into a commercial that I’ve never seen. I guess she’s also got it in her mind that I’m going to procreate with someone who is instrumentally inclined. I’m not sure it would be as popular if I play a rendition of kumbaya on the harmonica while my significant other rocks a face tattoo and threateningly looms over our offspring with a ruler, but who knows…

http://youtu.be/L64c5vT3NBw

This one was mine. There is nothing on the planet that will make me laugh faster than a laughing baby. This baby has got one of those perfect baby laughs. It’s a cross between a baby laugh, and a wheezy gaffaw. It’s so. friggin’. joyful. Try not to laugh. I dare you. Watch this entire video in your crankiest mood and try not to crack a smile.

 

 

And now, for some birth control...

 

Alright, do you have any hilarious baby videos to send my way?